Do you remember when we said – money makes the world go round but sometimes we spend it in the most absurd and amusing ways? While financial responsibility is crucial, it’s also essential to indulge in a good laugh at our own expense every now and then. In this blog post, we’ll explore five ridiculous and funny expenses people often find themselves making.
- The Take-out Splurge
Ah, this new trend of tech serving us breakfast-literally has changed some people’s budget from average to over. It’s a habit that many of us can’t seem to break. While treating yourself to a latte now’, or Ofada sauce from the new Buka spot every now and then is perfectly reasonable, some folks take it to the next level, spending a small fortune on their daily fix. From double-shot caramel drizzle concoctions to layered rice dishes with extra sides, some of these orders sound more like spells from a wizard’s cookbook than beverages and just lunch. It’s almost like a secret society of take-out and jumia or Glovo enthusiasts determined to one-up each other with the most outlandish orders possible.
- The Gym Membership You Never Use
Joining a gym with the best intentions to get fit and healthy is a common New Year’s resolution. However, for some, it turns into a comedy of errors as they continue to pay for a gym membership they haven’t used in months (or even years). It’s almost as if the gym is an exclusive club for gym bags and yoga pants rather than people working up a sweat.
- Impulse Buying at the Checkout Counter
Picture this: You’re waiting in line at the supermarket, and the temptation of the checkout counter’s “last-minute deals” lures you in. Suddenly, you find yourself buying a candy bar, a gossip magazine, and a mini flashlight keychain you didn’t know you needed. These impulse buys may seem small individually, but they add up over time. We’ve all fallen victim to the allure of those tiny, ridiculous, but strangely irresistible items.
- 4. The Overpriced Salad
Eating healthy is commendable, but some restaurants take advantage of this noble endeavour by charging exorbitant prices for salads. You might pay twice as much for a plate of lettuce, prawns, and a sprinkle of cheese as you would for a hearty burger. The irony is that some salads cost more than a fast-food value meal but leave you feeling hungry afterward. The moral of the story: Never underestimate the power of a good salad markup.
- Subscription Services Galore
In the age of streaming, subscription services are a dime a dozen. But how many streaming platforms does one person need? It’s common for individuals to subscribe to multiple services, thinking they’ll watch everything, only to find themselves paying for a library of content they barely touch. The next time you hear someone mention their six different streaming subscriptions, prepare yourself for a comedy routine about their never-ending quest to watch it all.
While these expenses may be ridiculous, they’re also relatable. We’ve all been there, done that, and likely have our own hilarious spending habits to share. The key is to find the humour in our financial follies and use them as a reminder to make more mindful choices with our money. After all, laughter is the best medicine, even when it comes to our wallets. So, the next time you catch yourself making a hilariously unnecessary purchase, just remember to smile and shake your head—you’re not alone in your financial comedy routine!
